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or The Story of Ralph Hamilen
This here is the least normal and therefore most brilliant things ever to be typed up on my computer. My friend, guru and ex-pimp Jeffy (also known as Spucky) wrote one paragraph of it every time he visited my house. It was the inspiration for the name of my website, and here it is unedited and unspellchecked for amusement both yours and mine.