20 lines from "Star wars" that are funny when the word "Pants" substitutes another word.


20. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
19. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
18. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
17. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
16. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
15. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
14. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
13. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
12. You look strong enough to pull the pants of of a Gundark.
11. Guvernor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
9. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
8. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
7. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
6. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
5. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
4.These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
3. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personallay, Commander.
2. We've got to be able to get a reading on those pants, up or down.
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

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