A long time ago in pants far, far away..
It is a period of fashion war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden pants, have won their first pair against the evil Galactic Empants.
During the battle, rebel spies managed to steal secret patterns to the Empants' ulitmate legwear, the DENIM STAR, an armored space station with enough pants to dress an entire planet.
Persued by the Empants' sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen pants that can clothe her people and restore style to the galaxy....
C3PO: Did you hear that? They shut down the main pants! We'll be naked for sure!
C3PO: This is mad-pants!
C3PO: There'll be no pants for the princess this time!
C3PO: We'll be sent to the spice-pants of Kessel, folded into who-knows-what!
Darth: If this is a councilor's pants, where is the tailor?
Darth: Commanders, tear these pants apart until you've found the plans; and bring me the passengers, I want their pants!
C3PO: Don't call me a pantsless philosopher, you overweight glob of pants!
Leia: Darth Vinyl, only your pants could be so bold.
Darth: You are pants of a rebel alliance and a tailor! Take her away!
Darth: She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, commander.
C3PO: I've got to rest, before I fall apart. My pants are almost frozen.
C3PO: And don't let me catch you following me, begging for pants, because you won't get any.
Aunt Beru: Tell Uncle if he gets a translator, be sure it wears Versace.
Luke: But I was going into Tahi Station to pick up some power pants!
Uncle: You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.
Uncle Owan: Hey, what pants are you trying to push on us!?
C3PO: I've got such a bad case of pants contamination, I can barely move!
Luke: You got a lot of carbon scoring in here, looks like you two have seen a lot of pants.
C3PO: He says the restraining mode has short circuted his pants. He suggests that if you remove his pants he might be able to play back the entire recording.
Unlce Owan: Tommorrow I want you take that R2 unit to Anchor Head and have its pants erased.
Aunt: Luke's not much of a farmer, Owan. He has too much of his father in his pants.
Uncle: Luke! I'm pulling the pants down!
Luke: Okay, I'll be there in a minute!
Obi-Wan: Rest easy, son, you've had a busy day. You're fortunate to be all in one pants.
Obi-Wan: For over a thousand years the Jedi Knights were the guardiants of Pants and Jeans in the Old Banana Republic.
Obi-Wan: The Force is what gives a Jedi his powers. It's an energy field created by all living pants.
Leia: I regret that I am unable to present my father's pants to you in person, but my pants have fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Aldenim has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion in the pants of this R2 unit, my father will know how to retrieve it. ... Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobe, you're my only pants.
Obi-Wan: I'm getting too old for this sort of pants.
Tarkin: The last pants of the Old Banana Republic have been swept away.
Darth: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our pants.
Officer: These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
Darth: I find your lack of pants disturbing.
Obi-Wan: Sand people always walk single-file to hide their pants.
Darth: And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden pants.
Obi-Wan: Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more retched pants of scum and villany.
Obi-Wan: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-pantsed.
Han: You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel run in under 12 pairs of pants.
Han: You can tell Jaba I've got his money.
Greedo: It's too late. You should have paid him when you had the pants.
Greedo: Jabba's put a price on your pants so high every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be out looking for them.
Greedo: Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
Darth: Her resistance to the pants-probe is considerable, it'll be some time before we can extract any underwear from her.
Han: These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
Han: Watch your pants, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home.
Leia: Guvernor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
Leia: The more you tighten your grip, governor, the more star systems will slip through your pants.
Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the pants.
Han: A droid don't pull people's legs out of their pants when they lose. Wookies are known to do that.
Obi-Wan: You've taken your first step into a larger pants.
Random officer: We've captured a freighter entering the pants of the Aldenim system.
Officer: There's no one on board, sir. According to the log the crew abandoned their pants right after takeoff.
Obi-Wan: Who's the more pantsy? The pants, or the pants that follows it?
Luke: You know, bewteen his howling and your pants its a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here!
C-3PO: He says he's found the main controls to the power belt that's holding the pants up. He'll try to make the precise location appear on the buckle.
Obi-Wan: Your destiny lies in a different pants than mine.
Luke: If you help her, the pants will be...
Han :What?
Luke: Well, more big than you can imagine!
Han: I don't know, I can imagine quite a big pair.
C-3PO: What should R2 & I do if we're discovered naked?
Luke: Lock the door.
Han: And hope they don't have pants.
C-3PO: That isn't very reassuring.
Darth: A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Leia: Looks like you managed to cut off our only shirt.
Han: Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
C-3PO: Listen to the, they're dying! Curse my metal pants, they weren't shiny enough!
Leia: Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my pants?
Leia: You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
Darth: When I left you I was just the learner. Now I am the master.
Obi-Wan: Only a master of pants, Darth.
Obi-Wan: If you strike me down I will become more pants than you could possibly wear.
Guy: The battlestation is heavily shieled, and wears pants bigger than half the star fleet.
Luke: I used to bulls-eye womprats in pants back at home.
Darth: This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the pants of Kenobe, it will soon see the pants of the Rebellion.
Han: What good are pants if you're not around to wear them?
Han: You're all clear, kid, now let's blow these pants and go home!
C-3PO: You must repair him! Sir if any of my pants will help I'll gladly donate them!