The Bold and the Beautiful
by Casey Jepson
© 1999


When my eyes do ache to see
There's just two things that satisfy me
I don't bother to fire up a doobie
I just want to stare at bouncing boobies.

If I'm looking at a lass
I don't care about the roundness of her ass
If I'm gonna snap them rubber bands
I'll just aim at her mammary glands.

When my mind needs a sight to flaunt
I will read for what I want
Not it Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities
But in a Penthouse full of titties.

I search for places my hand reaches
Filled with juicy ripe pink peaches
If I had 100 virginities I'd quickly lose 'em
While holding on to a heaving bosom.

I don't get my kicks from eating cheese
But a pair of jugs I'd like to squeeze
I watch not commercials for Roto-Rooter
When the Playboy Channel shows those hooters.

I'm just sticking to what I do best
Staring at a woman's chest
And so I journey on a quest
To search for the perfect pair of breasts.

This poem is known to be the most popular poem I have ever written. Every person at my school, student and teacher alike, that has read my poem has loved it. One day in 11th grade I was sitting in my LA class and decided to write this poem for the sole purpose of writing a perverted poem. (But if you don't think this poem is explicit enough, check out my song "Under the Sheets.")

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