Biology Rap

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny
So to know your family takes zoology
Your mother kept her fins
Your sister kept her gills
You gotta join a freakshow to pay the bills

The fish walked onto land and grew terrestrial legs
Giving birth to my ancestors through amniotic eggs
The reptiles are sobbing with repent
'Cause their children are of mammilian descent
From this age I grow from a boy into a man
Stimulated by my petuitary gland
We've come a long way from the cellular mytosis
Growing old enough to develope osteoperosis

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