It was the springtime in '00
A month was all that's left you know
We needed someplace fun to go
With cloudy skies and bits of snow

For two months all we did was fuss
A couple girls just liked to cuss
But when we boarded on the bus
It was a good fun happy time for us

We're going to Canadia, Canadia
A place with mud and glacial streams
And up here in Canadia, Canadia
Not everything is what it seems
Like '19 and over' bars
And accompanied guitars
And fine Cuban cigars
And a video arcadia, in Canadia

I bought CDs and a shot glass
Got my picture with every lass
In pool all I did was scratch
And when we bowled I sucked real ass

But we're together in Canadia, Canadia
I bought a box of candy boobies
While the others in Canadia, Canadia
Were passing around the doobies
I didn't know how to use the phone
But when some of them got stoned
At least they didn't send us home
From the trip for which we paidia, in Canadia


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