February 2, 2004
I was a rider of rohan, only I had no horse, I was on foot. There were a few dozen other men on foot too. We stood behind the horses when they charged. I was actually standing to the left of them when they charged, and I picked up my weapon, which was some sort of garden implement, and I hewed down a couple orcs when I got to them, and it was all very real, until PJ yelled "Cut!" and the Orcs got back up. I asked one of them (the actor) whom I had killed first (the orc) if I really hit him, and he said no, and I was like "darn!" But then the battle started again, and was never interrupted by PJ, and weird things happened. I used my super powers to turn into a big bomb; I ran through the Orcs knocking over any in my path, and I was a big red glowing sphere so's that my fellow Rohan rides could see me, and when I got to the Oliphaunts I blew up, knocking two of them into the air, killing them. Then I had to jump onto the back of one of them and kill some Haradrim with my bow (just like Legolas... which sucks because I hate that scene), but I was having trouble picking the right one. And one of the Oliphaunts had a bunch of Haradrim in a big boat-hammock-thing UNDER the oliphaunt, instead of on top of it.

Then the Army of the Dead comes from the north, from the opposite side as the river, and I'm running through the battle from the river side, and killing massive orcs with my auto-bow (it's a bow where you ready and arrow, and fire, and the arrow turns into dozens of arrows that shoot out over 2 seconds, like a machine gun). And keep in mind this all viewed from above, as if you're looking at the Massive computer program coreograhping it all. When I get through the orcs, I meet up with the Army of the Dead, and accidentally shoot an arrow into them, but they don't mind. And they're all white and carring flags, not green. And when the battle is over and we win, a HUGE battallion of Dead, indeed most of them, arrive from (again) the wrong side, not from the river, and have nothing to kill.

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