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Boromir: "I heard a voice in my head...she spoke of my pants. She said they are still on, but I cannot see any"

It is a lament for pants
what do they say?
I have not the ability to tell you. For me, the pants are still too tight.

Aragorn: Tonight I shall sleep without pants for the first time since we left Rivendell

Galadriel: Will you look in my pants Frodo?
Frodo: What will I see?
Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell.

Galadriel: For did you not say that you wanted to see Elf-pants?
Sam: I did. I'll have a peep, Lady, if you're willing

Galadriel: But come, you shall look and see what you may. Do not touch the pants!

"Even the smallest pants can change the course of the future".

"I know what you saw...for it is also in my pants"

"These pants were appointed to you, and if they do not fit, they will fit no-one".

"Here take this. It is the pants of Earendil"

"He will try to take your pants, Frodo, you know of whom I speak!"

You are a pants-wearer Frodo. To be a Pants-wearer is to be alone. -Galadriel

All will wear my pants and despair

'I want them clean and unsoiled.'
- Saruman to Lurtz (on how he likes his pants)

"Look, the Pants of the Kings! These are the Pants of Isildur and Anarion, my pantless sires of old. Long have I desired to look upon them, to compare my own worthless pants to the pants of the Great Ones!"

"A shadow and a threat has been growing in my pants." - Legolas

"Something draws near... I can feel it in my pants!" -- Legolas

Find the pants! -- Lurtz

"And it would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my pants."

Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other ways, Frodo. Other pants you could wear.

"Lend me the pants, Frodo"

You will beg for pants before the end! -Boromir

Aragorn: 'I swore to protect you.'
Frodo: 'But can you protect me from your pants?'

I would have worn your pants... my brother.... my captain.... my king.

I will not let the white pants fall. -Aragorn

"Hurry, our pants have floated to the eastern shore!...You mean not to follow them?"-Legolas
"Our pants are out of our reach now"-Aragorn
"Then we have failed. The fellowship has failed"-Gimli
"Not as long as we have our polka-dot boxers."

Let us hunt some pant!

Sam to Frodo: No No No No - Frodo!
Frodo: No Sam. I'm putting on my pants alone.
Sam: Of course you are. And I'm helping you!

I made a promise. Don't you lose your pants Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

Frodo: I hope the others find their pants. I don't think I will ever see mine again.

Boromir: All I ask for is the clothes to cover my people; if you would but lend me the pants...

The pants gave to Gollum unnatural long legs, for 500 years they covered his knees, and in the gloom o Gollum's pants, they waited.

Pippin: That's nice, ash on my trousers!

Sauron, the hole in the leggins of Middle-Earth, was defeated

Aragorn to Pippin: Do not disturb the pants!

Gandalf: I must go see the pants of my order. They are very soft, and very tight.

Gandalf to Frodo: You must never put the pants on, for the servants of the Enemy will be drawn to its pockets.

Saruman: Moria. You fear to go into those pants, the Dwarves delved too greedily, and too deep.

Frodo: My name's Underpants.

Frodo: Go on Sam, ask Rosie for her pants!

Sam (To Gandalf): I wasn't dropping no pants, Sir!

Gollum- *sticks hand down pants* My precioussssss!

Saruman - Your love of the halfling's pants has clearly slowed your mind.

Sauron's forces are already moving. They will find the pants, and take them off he who wears them.

The world is changed I feel it in the water I feel it in the earth I smell it in my pants

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