Top Ten Lines from each Lord of the Rings movie that sound "pervy" when heard out of context. [maniacal laughter]


FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING


10. "I should very much like to hold it again, one last time." - Bilbo
9. "It is hardly possible to separate the two of you." - Elrond
8. "I only gave your uncle a little nudge" - Gandalf
7. "What business is it of yours what I do with my own things?" - Bilbo
6. "Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember." - Bilbo
5. "Haven't we grown curious? Most unnatural for a Hobbit." - Gandalf
4. "Please don't hurt me, sir; don't turn me into anything unnatural." - Sam
3. "The air smells less foul down here. When in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose." - Gandalf
2. "You said you would bind youself to me." - Strider
1. "You will taste Man-flesh!" - Saurman

THE TWO TOWERS

10. "I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!" - Gimli
9. "It's too big for us." - Pippin
8. "Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword." - Gandalf
7. "Hold on, little Shirelings. I always like going south." - Treebeard
6. "How long has it been since Saruman bought you?" - Eomer
5. "You can't take your eyes off it. I've seen you." - Sam
4. "That is no orc horn." - Legolas
3. "Give is to usss raw...and wriggling!" - Smeagol
2. "Toss me! Don't tell the elf." - Gimli
1. "I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way." - Sam

THE RETURN OF THE KING

10. "Set a fire in our flesh!" - Denethor
9. "Why did you look? Why do you always have to look?" - Merry
8. "Smeagol did it once, he can do it again." - Gollum
7. "I do not doubt his heart, only the reach of his arm." - Eomer
6. "Sorry. It isn't all that dangerous. It's not even sharp." - Merry
5. "He wants it. He needs it! Very soon, he will ask you for it. You will see." - Gollum
4. "So I imagine this is just a ceremonial position." - Pippin
3. "It's sticky! What is it?" - Frodo
2. Legolas: "What about side by side with a friend?"
Gimli: "Aye, I could do that."
1. "We can't do this by ourselves, Sam. Not without a guide." - Frodo


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