I Shall Be Free #M

Well I'm just a guy who's got no life
Never kissed a woman or got a wife
But I keep her picture underneath my bed
Got her sister swimming in my head
No one cares

I went to the movie Hannibal
I was dressed up like a cannonball
I ran to the restroom to get clean hands
Got an autograph from Dave Mattews Band
They didn't like the movie

People should read books on their lawn
But I'll watch TV till the break of dawn
Only now and then I'll write a song
On how the school year is too damn long
Got a grade, was an A, went out to play

Them Mariners sure do swing a bat
While my cat exceeds at getting fat
His hair is short, his paws are rusty
The other one's all old and crusty
Likes steak
It takes the cake

I'm writing this to waste some time
While I'm too bored to earn a dime
My paycheck comes but once a week
And a flea just bit me on the cheek
Get the poison, mom
Charge the bill to Mr. Tom
We're gonna drop a flea bomb

I forgot what to write for this verse
Must have hidden it in my mamma's purse
But she don't sing about stocks & bonds
She just throws flowers in the pond
I swim, just like him, gotta stay trim

I gotta go now, & eat my lunch
Before I get my undies in a bunch
Soon this tape will self-destruct
Run away fast or you'll be screwed
That's it, I'm done, it was fun

Yippee


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