My favorite North-American Indigenous Songbird


Let me ask you a question
What's as big as a breadbox
You yell out 'A Hedgehog' at the top of your voice
You win an Oscar for best monologue
From the movie about the hedgehog
We laughed at it, it was a good choice

What are you doing,
You four-headded spellmaster?
Don't you know that those are not your hands?
You murder someone with a kegger
Just like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
You do it forwards, then backwards, again and again

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You pull a line out of your pocket
Sing a song to your mustache

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They speak a foreign tongue
You translate it with pinache


Improvisors, GET BACK IN HERE!

I'm looking at a shovel
What else could it be?
I'll ask the man wearing the metal hat
You're vaccuuming the walls
At the Snoqualmie Falls
But that's not a vaccuum, it's a cat

I once read a play
Called Once Apon a Mattress
Starring The Punisher; and a rap about a muffin
We made up funny lines
For the Bride of Frankenstien
And voted best suggestion "Toaster Oven"

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185 Ice cream cones
A-walked into a bar

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Enjoy the Twisted Flick,
Just don't forget where you parked your car

YOU'RE OUTTA THERE!


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