Some tunes are implied, others are for you to decide for yourself (if you're into that sort of thing....weirdo!) To the tune of Don McLean's American Pie.
This is the story of my four years of high school, one verse per grade. It wus sung at my graduation by four lovely girls in my class
. Many ovations.The Communist Song
To the tune of Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song.
This is a song sung by myself and my friend Casey at our school's talent show. It's about all the people at my school that are communists. It was very popular. IT'S NOT REALLY TRUE!
A Comedy of Terrors
Senior year I was in a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. This song is about how every character in the play, or at least our production, dies. Like Tom Lehrer's "The Elements", it can be set to the melody of the Major-General's song from Gilbert & Sullivan's The Pirates Of Penzance (or at least the part between verses) if it wants to.
Canadia, Canadia
This song is about our senior trip to Whistler, B.C, Canada. I wrote it on the trip at 3:30 in the morning on a paper bag.
Under the Sheets
To the tune of Under the Sea. WARNING! NOT FOR CHILDREN! One time some kid at school wanted to know the words to that aforementioned song from The Little Mermaid. Then he found them and e'mailed them to all us people. I copied the text and rewrote them all, making the song VERY SEXUALLY EXPLICIT! Enjoy.
The Biology Rap
This is a rap song written by both myself and my favoritest teacher, Peter, in his 10th grade LA class.
The Game
This song is similar to, though not inspired by, an episode of "Sliders" that's kinda difficult to explain. Basically it's where people pay lots of money to be in this game where they arm themselves and risk their lives running through obstacles and booby traps trying to get to the end to win a huge load of money. I picture it being sung by Aerosmith.
You Don't See Me
This is a kinda depressing song inspired by my lack of relationships with members of the opposite sex, particularly one girl whom I won't name and to whom I have not told of this song.
Summit Touch
A parody of the Bloodhound Gang song "Bad Touch" with Summit peeps.
I Graduated
I visited by high school the year after grad, and for the first time it didn't feel like home. It's to the tune of "Cable TV" by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was also about damn time I wrote another poem.
Stop the Guns
I thought up this song while listening to Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall. It's kind of a social commentary. See if you can figure it out.
My Favorite North American Indigenous Songbird
This song is an ode to Jet City Improv, a higher plane of comedy.
I Shall Be Free #M
This is a parody of my favorite Bob Dylan song: I Shall Be Free #10. It's just a few thoughts.
Confused PHF
My first ever nerdcore rap song. This was back during my Hardcore LotR fandom, when I was both a Pervy Hobbit Fancier, and an extreme fan of Sam Gamgee.
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